FBI Want-Ads
The FBI puts an Ad in the newspaper, “Wanted FBI agents.” After sorting through...
Yo mama’s house is so dirty
Yo mama house so dirty roaches ride around on dune buggies! Yo mama house...
Got Any Grapes?
A ducks walks into a bar and asks, “Got any grapes?” The bartender, confused,...
Two confirmed bachelors sat talking…
Two confirmed bachelors sat talking. Their conversation drifted from politics to cooking. “I got...
What is his occupation?
|A grade school teacher was asking students what their parents did for a living....
Polak: Build Me A Box
A Polak went to a carpenter and said, “Can you build me a box...
Stop credit card fraud
|The following is supposedly a true story. To be included, besides being true, the...
The local District Judge
|The local District Judge had given the defendant a lecture on the evils of...
Buying your ticket
|Three engineers and three accountants are traveling by train to a conference. At the...
An old man goes to a church, and is making a confession…
An old man goes to a church, and is making a confession:Man: Father, I...