First Thing After Sex
Q: What’s the first thing a blonde does after sex?A: Opens the car door.
So Relieved!
A blonde meets up with a friend as she’s picking up her car from...
Yo mama is so fat
Yo mama so fat when her beeper goes off, people thought she was backing...
A man goes to a psychiatrist…
A man goes to a psychiatrist. To start things off, the psychiatristsuggests they start...
Blue Elephants
1. How do you kill a blue elephant? With a blue elephant gun.2. How...
Free samples
Your cousin Jimmy is so stupid, he stole some free samples!
Signs for “every” job!
In the front yard of a funeral home, “Drive carefully, we’ll wait.”On an electrician’s...
Why do women have legs?
why do women have legs?have you ever seen the mess that slugs leave behind!??
Dead Kitten
A little boy was visiting his grandparents on their farm and became attached to...
Elephants IV
How do you get an elephant out of the water?Wet.How do you get two...