Your’re a redneck if…
You’re a redneck if…-You have more fingers than you do teeth-You cut your grass...
Hard cheese!
|What did the mouse say when his friend broke his front teeth?Hard cheese!
Ebonics 101
Welcome to EBONICS 101Herein follow a few terms to help you get started on...
A man and his date walk into a very posh Rodeo Drive…
A man and his date walk into a very posh Rodeo Drive furrier afterhaving...
What do chain saws and monkeys have in common?
What do chain saws and monkeys have in common?They both fuck up trees!
The cow?
What do you call a cow with no legs?Ground beef.
little girl walks into the bathroom…
A little girl walks into the bathroom and sees her older sister just come...
Get married
Johnny (age 8) comes into the house for dinner after playing outside all afternoon....
You know you are a teacher if…
You believe the staff room should be equipped with a Valium salt lick.You find...
Blonde on Horseback
A blonde from California decides to try horseback riding, even though she has had...