Mono and herpes
Question: Do you know the difference between mono & herpes?Answer: You get mono from...
If lawyers are disbarred and clergymen defrocked…
If lawyers are disbarred and clergymen defrocked,doesn’t it follow that electricians can be delighted,musicians...
Valentine’s Day Gift
A young man wanted to purchase a gift for his new sweetie for Valentine’s...
Froglights!
|What jumps up and down in front of a car?Froglights!
Miracle Diet!
A fellow was ordered by his Dr. to lose 75 lbs. due to very...
Will it hurt doctor?
Patient: (to cosmetic-surgeon) ‘Will it hurt, doctor?Surgeon: ‘Only when you get my bill, Mrs...
Real advertisements 05
Supposedly, these are actual advertisements that have appeared in papers across the country. Wanted....
GOD will save me
GOD will save me The police were going door to door warning everyone to...
Lotto
A blonde wanted to win the lotto so she prayed to god, and she...
Attack Dog
A man wanted a big, verocious dog to protect his business, so he visited...