Beer quote
Beer is proof that God loves us and wants us to be happy. –Benjamin...
Clinton
What’s the simiarity between Clinton and a carpenter?One screw in the wrong place and...
Bank Teller
Bank Teller A middle aged man walks into the bank and says to the...
Fart, farts everywhere!
An elderly lady goes into the doctor and tells him – “Doctor, I don’t...
Rejected Childrens Book Titles
MORE REJECTED CHILDRENS BOOK TITLES:1. Juggling Knives is Easy2. Where to Find the toys...
Tough job
A fellow getting a shave asked the barber if he had another razor. “Why?”...
Mono and herpes
Question: Do you know the difference between mono & herpes?Answer: You get mono from...
Two Texan are sitting in a small town bar…
Two Texan are sitting in a small town bar, where one braggedto the other:...
By My Side
Harry is on his death bed, his wife Zelda is by his side:”Zelda, you’ve...
Bragging Mothers
Once there were 3 Chinese mothers in a church.They always liked to compete with...