Texas builds it larger
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A worried patient went to his psychiatrist…
A worried patient went to his psychiatrist.”I’m in love with my horse,” he said.”But...
90210 momma
Your Momma is so fat the last time she saw 90210 was on a...
Life’s Achievements!
Most of us understand that our self worth and feelings of achievement change as...
How do guys in jail…..
How do prisoners in jail talk to each other?With their cell phones!
Make it off the island
|There were three people stranded on an island, a brunette, a redhead, and a...
Absentminded Doc!
A doctor is going about his business, with a rectal thermometer tucked behind his...
One day there was an indian chief who was constipated…
One day there was an indian chief who was constipated. he sent one of...
How do Jewish people celebrate Christmas?
How do Jewish people celebrate Christmas?They all gather around their cash registers and sing”What...
Chimney Cricket!
|What is green, sooty and whistles when it rubs its back legs together?Chimney Cricket!