The Bar Basement
Three men walk into a bar and the barman says, ”If you can sit...
Stuttering animal
Little Johnny is sitting in a biology class,and the teacher says that aninteresting phenomenon...
Ding! Ding!
A woman’s husband has died. After a few months, she decides she wants a...
My twenty cents
Tom : I found twenty cents on the sidewalk.Jim : That’s mine. I dropped...
Grenade
Q: What do you do if a blond throws a pin at you? A:...
The seven kinds of passionate women
The seven kinds of passionate women 1.The Optimist – “Yes! Yes! Yes!” 2.The Pessimist...
Longer Life
A man goes to the doctor and says, “Doc, I would like to live...
‘Please cheese me’!
|What is a mouse’s favorite record?’Please cheese me’!
Lily!
|What do you call a girl with a frog in her hair?Lily!
It’s Against the Law to…
In Oblong, Illinois, it’s punishable by law to make love while hunting or fishing...