Crackers
Q:What do you get when a duck and a cow cross the road? A:Milk...
My wife converted me to religion…
Moe: My wife converted me to religion.Joe: Really?Moe: Yes. Until I married her I...
Blonde quickies 201-220
201. Q: Whats black and fuzzy and hangs from the ceiling ? A: A...
Seventy year old George went for his annual physical…
Seventy year old George went for his annual physical. All of his tests came...
Beware of IRS
The local bar was so sure that its bartender was the strongest man around...
Dog jokes 07
|Q: What do you get if you cross a cocker spaniel, a poodle and...
last requests
Three women are about to be executed. One’s a brunette, one’s a redhead, and...
A mother and her son were flying Southwest Airlines…
A mother and her son were flying Southwest Airlines fromKansas to Chicago. The son,...
If men had a vagina.
10. Immediately go shopping for zucchini and cucumbers.9. Squat over a hand-held mirror for...
Roosters
An old farmer decided it was time to get a new rooster. The current...