You Know You’re Getting Older When
You Know You’re Getting Older When…Everything hurts and what doesn’t hurt, doesn’t work.The gleam...
Slight confusion
One night a police officer named Mike was working the grave-yard shift and he...
Blonde & Brunette
A blonde and a brunette were watching the 11:00 pm news. The currentnews story...
What’s the difference between women and men?
What’s the difference between women and men?One has morning sickness, the other has morning...
The Drunk!
It was July 4th and this guy was roasting a chicken on a rotisserie...
101 Ways To Annoy People
1. Sing the Batman theme incessantly. 2. In the memo field of all your...
Miscellaneous terms
|Arbitrator ar’-bi-tray-ter: A cook that leaves Arby’s to work at McDonald’s.Avoidable uh-voy’-duh-buhl: What a...
Family Tree
We have a tree in our yard, terribly bothered by blight.We sought professional help...
The Bobbitt Prayer
Now I lay me down to sleep, I pray my penis I will keep,...
A tourist from the United States of America…
A tourist from the United States of America is at a resturantin Havana. He...