A man sat quietly reading his morning paper…
A man sat quietly reading his morning paper one Sunday morning. Suddenly,he is knocked...
A Blonde Goes On Who Wants To Be A Millionaire
Regis: “Barbara, you’ve done very well so far – $500,000 and one lifeline left...
Holy water
How do you get holy water? Boil the hell out of it!
Men Are Like Commercials
Why are men like commercials?You can’t believe a word they say.
R U A Real Cowboy?
An old cowboy dressed to kill with cowboy shirt, hat, jeans, spurs and chaps...
Police chief hates you
|Ten Signs The Police Chief Hates You10. He sends you on drug raids….alone.9. He...
Return your keys
|Before a friend’s wedding reception, we passed out keys (blanks) to several girls and...
Wisdom Quotes
Whenever I’m caught between two evils, I take the one I’ve never tried. Mae...
Jumping on the bed
Q: How do you stop a black kid from jumping on the bed?A: Put...
Doctor! I swallowed a pillow!
|Patient: Doctor, I think I swallowed a pillow.Doctor: How do you feel?Patient: A little...