Sun Roofs
Q: Why do blondes drive cars with sunroofs?A: More leg room.
Swearing Parrot
There’s this fellow with a parrot. And this parrot swears like a sailor, I...
What’s the best thing about turning 65?
What’s the best thing about turning 65?No more calls from insurance salesmen.
WHAT IS THE IDEAL AGE TO GET MARRIED?
Age WHAT’S THE IDEAL AGE TO GET MARRIED? 17 17 25 25 35 35...
Engineers Laying Sod
A painting contractor was speaking with a woman about her job. In the first...
The Beer Prayer
|Our lager,Which art in barrels,Hollowed be thy drink.I will be drunk,At home as in...
Everything Gone!
A man was complaining to a friend:”I had it all; money, a beautiful house,...
4 new fathers.
Four expectant fathers were in a Minneapolis hospital waiting room while their wives were...
Blond medical terminology
|Artery — Study of paintingsBacteria — Back door of cafeteriaBarium — What doctors do...
Can you relate to this!
Can any of you relate to these “addiction” quips? I sure can The last...