Prescription
This woman walks into a pharmacy and asks the pharmacist for some arsenic. He...
Men Quotes
Why did God create men? Because vibrators can’t mow the lawn. Madonna All men...
Quotes of Yogi Berra
|Yogi Berra Quotes”Always go to other people’s funerals, otherwise they won’t come to yours.”"Baseball...
Elephant jokes 08
|What to you get if you cross a parrot with an elephant?An animal that...
Credit Card Commercial That Never Was
Cover Charge: $15.00Round of Drinks: $23.00Table Dance: $30.00Another Round of Drinks: $23.00Couch Dance and...
A very insulting parrot
|This elderly lady, recently widowed, decides to see if a pet will ease her...
Finding accountants
|A businessman tells his friend that his company is looking for a new accountant.His...
Polak Locked His Keys In Car
Q: Did you hear about the Polish man that locked his keys in his...
Why does a Jewish American Princess close her eyes during sex?
Why does a Jewish American Princess close her eyes during sex? She can’t stand...
One-liners for kids.
Q: What goes TICK-TICK, WOOF-WOOF?A: A watchdog!Q: Why do male deer need braces?A: Because...