Half Drunk
Irritated Wife: What do you mean by coming home half drunk?Hubby: It’s not my...
Try to settle the dispute
|There was once a Scotsman and an Englishman who lived next door to each...
So, Who’s Workin’?
The population of this country is 237 million. 104 million are retired. That leaves...
What do ya call…
What do you call a blonde in a freezer?A frosted Flake!
Polak’s Wife
A 12-year-old boy comes up to the Polak and says, “I was looking in...
What does a blond and a turtle have in common?
What does a blond and a turtle have in common?When they lay on their...
Schizophrenia
What is the best thing about schizophrenia?You’re never alone!
The Neutron
A neutron goes into a bar and asks the bartender, “How much for abeer?”The...
Why Man, Then Woman
God created man before creating woman, because you need a rough draft before you...
What is the penalty for bigamy?
Question: What’s the penalty for bigamy?Answer: Two mothers-in-law