What Do You Get When…
Q: What do you get when you cross a midget with a prostitute?A: A...
Pre-Nuptial Agreements
A secretary for a foreign embassy was entertaining a wealthy foreign ambassador during lunch...
ne day, this man, Tony, died…
One day, this man, Tony, died. When he was sent to be judged, he...
A young punk gets on the cross-town bus
A young punk gets on the cross-town bus. He’s got spiked, multicolouredhair that’s green,...
Put-Downs Galore!
Some good put-downs…ya’ never know when you’ll need one!I refuse to enter a battle...
Jews & Christmas
December 25 is National Jews Go to the Movies Day!-Jon Stewart
Code word for sex!
A husband and wife decided they needed to use “code” to indicate that they...
Imagine this.
A therapist told a woman to use some imagination while making love with her...
Signs and notices 15
These are supposedly actual signs that have appeared at various locations. Sign in the...
A cat’s dictionary
|Purring: Sound of a cat manufacturing cuteness.Purrverse: Poem about a strange kitty.Purranoia: The fear...