How do faggots get a condom off?
How do faggots get a condom off? They fart.
Valentine’s Cards
A guy walks into a post office one day to see a middle-aged, balding...
Ticket to Titsburg
A guy goes to buy a train ticket, and the girl selling tickets has...
Bilingual Dog
A police dog responds to an ad for work with the FBI. “Well,” says...
Waterfall
What is a waterfall that goes upwards?…Viagrafalls
Dogs and Light Bulbs
|How many dogs does it take to change a light bulb? Border Collie: Just...
A man calls his family doctor…
A man calls his family doctor:man: Doctor, for the last week my wife has...
EMT response times.
Three paramedics were boasting about improvements in their respective ambulance team?s response times. ?Since...
Jellybean
Why did the jellybean jump off the cliff ?Because he wanted to be a...
Where does he work?
|A grade school teacher was asking students what their parents did for a living....