Dogs and Light Bulbs
|How many dogs does it take to change a light bulb? Border Collie: Just...
Behind A Steering Wheel
Q: What do you call a dumb blonde behind a steering wheel?A: An air...
Home from the Air Force
A guy who was in the Air Force had just spent a year tour...
Elephant jokes 06
|What’s the difference between an injured elephant and bad weather?One roars with pain and...
Origin of Lawyers
An anxious woman goes to her doctor.”Doctor,” she asks nervously, “can you get pregnant...
Stupid Insults 19/31
Lights not burning too bright. Like a barometer — vacuum at the top. Like...
Men advising women
|Advice From Men To Women…Never buy a ‘new’ brand of beer because ‘it was...
One day Mongo is in his back yard digging a hole…
One day Mongo is in his back yard digging a hole. His neighbor, seeinghim...
What did the impatient helicopter say to its clumsy mechanic?
What did the impatient helicopter say to its clumsy mechanic?”Chop chop.”
Useless Inventions
Non stick Cellotape Solar Powered Flash Light A black highlighter pen Glow in the...