When I stopped the bus to pick up little five year old Chris…
When I stopped the bus to pick up little five year old Chris forpreschool,...
12 Things NOT to Say if Pulled Over
12. Hey, wasn’t your daughter a porn queen?11. I’m surprised you stopped me, Dunkin...
Twas the Night Before…
‘Twas the night before Christmas, and God it was neat. The kids were both...
One plus one are two
|Theorem: 1 + 1 = 2Proof:n(2n – 2) = n(2n – 2)n(2n – 2)...
Stupid people fearing
WANTED FOR ATTEMPTED MURDER (actual AP headline) Linda Burnett, 23, a resident of San...
Safe sex
A teenage boy and his grandfather go fishing one day. Whilefishing, the old man...
What’s the difference between a whale and a dyke?
What’s the difference between a whale and a dyke? Oh, about ten pounds, and...
Knee Pains
A woman goes to the doctor complaining of bad knee pains. After the diagnostic...
Bad Dog!
A blind man was standing on the corner with his dog when the dog...
Disposition To Have Children
A wise man once said that having children is hereditary.Which is tantamount to saying:...