Michael Jackson and a grocery bag?
What’s the difference between Michael Jackson and a grocery bag?One is made of plastic...
This guy walks into a psychiatrist’s office with a…
This guy walks into a psychiatrist’s office with a concerned look on his face....
The story of the bats
|Two vampire bats wake up in the middle of the night, thirsty for blood....
No Sex on the Ark!
When the Ark’s door was closed, Noah called a meeting with all the animals....
Wife Is a Car Feature
Over the weekend, Steve bought a new car. He was so excited about it...
Last Lunch
Last Lunch Three steel workers were having lunch at the construction site, a 20...
Mutated Gene
All children who entered the world in the 1980s and later were born with...
yo mama so fat.. cereal..
Yo mama is so fat, she eats her cereal out of a satellite dish.
No more Jewish jokes!
One guy says to another guy, “Mandelbaum and Rosenstern were talking one day…”Right away,...
Can You Read This
A young woman, two months pregnant, went to see her obstetrician. He was in...