So at the funeral home, the widow instructs…
Here’s a sick one…So at the funeral home, the widow instructs the mortician to...
What does it mean when two lesbians make love?
Q. What does it mean when two lesbians make love?A. It doesn’t mean dick.
Musical Instruments
Why does Clinton play the saxophone?’Cause he can no longer play with his ‘hore-monica!
Man\’ Help With Housework
What’s a man’s idea of helping with the housework?Lifting his legs so you can...
Bellybuttons
- How come blonde girls have bruises around and in their bellybuttons?- I don’t...
A guy goes up to this girl in a bar and says…
A guy goes up to this girl in a bar and says, “Would you...
Last winter I was laid up at home with the flu…
Last winter I was laid up at home with the flu. My fiancee’ called...
Efficiency Expert
An efficiency expert concluded his lecture with a note of caution. “You don’t want...
Joe, the neighborhood chronic borrower…
Joe, the neighborhood chronic borrower approached his neighbor, “Ray, may I borrow your axe?”...
Depressed Over Mother In Law
Why Steve, you’re so depressed today, what’s the matter?Ah, well, I have had a...