What’s the difference between a lawyer and a bucket of shit?
What’s the difference between a lawyer and a bucket of shit?The bucket.
Gimme A Cookie
Last year, a guy went to a doctor because he was losing weight.He found...
What do you say to a girl with two black eyes?
Q: What do you say to a girl with two black eyes?A: Nothing, you...
What’s the difference between women and men?
What’s the difference between women and men?One has morning sickness, the other has morning...
Ten Signs That You’re At A Bad Zoo
|1. When no one else is looking, you swear that the monkeys are mocking...
Fly out of Genoa
They now have an Italian airline that flies out of Genoa.It’s called Genitalia.Sent by...
What Would You Do?
“Come on, Steve,” one guy said to another at the gym, “your wife is...
The Aligator Blonde!
A young blonde was on vacation in the depths of Louisiana. She wanted a...
Mixed Not!
Q: Why dont mexicans and blacks have children together?A: They’re afraid the kids will...
Blondes and the painter.
A painting contractor was speaking with a woman about her job.In the first room...