Cartwheeling Blondes
What goes blonde, brunette, blonde, brunette, blonde, brunette?A blonde doing cartwheels!
What is the definition of ultimate rejection?
What is the definition of ultimate rejection? Your hand falling asleep while masturbating.
Pregnant Mystery
A three year old walked over to the pregnant lady while waiting with his...
Top 50 Jokes!
Montreal Gazette’s Top 50 Jokes from the 1999 Just For Laughs festival. —————————————————————–1. (On...
If Timex made toasters…
If Timex made toasters…They would be cheap and small quartz-crystal wrist toastersthat take a...
bear and a rabbit
A bear is chasing a rabbit through a forest. They find a bottle and...
The wall clock
One day a wife complained, “This wall clock almost killed my mother today.It fell...
Did you hear about the queer deaf mute?
Did you hear about the queer deaf mute? – Neither did he.
Heaven playing sports
|St. Peter and Satan were having an argument one day about baseball. Satan proposed...
Fun Tonight?
Husband: Let’s go out and have some fun tonight.Wife: Okay, but if you get...