The Chicken and The Egg
A Chicken and an Egg were lying in bed one night. The chicken smoking...
New Computer Virus
Did you hear about the new computer virus?It’s called the “Lorena Bobbit Virus”.Apparently, it...
Now that I’m older…
Now that I’m older…..here’s what I’ve discovered…..I started out with nothing..I still have most...
Better Than Drunk
Outraged wife: Couldn’t you think of anything better than coming home drunk like this?Husband:...
What came first, the chicken or the egg?
What came first, the chicken or the egg? – I’d have to say it...
Engineer and Guillotine
Today they’re leading a priest, a drunkard and an engineer to the guillotine.They ask...
Farm jokes 08
|What do you call the story of The Three Little Pigs?A pigtail!Where do cows...
What women would do if they had a penis for a day
10. Get ahead faster in corporate America. 9. Get a blow job. 8. Find...
Cards You Will Never See In Hallmark
“Congratulations on your wedding day! Too bad no one likes your wife.” “How could...
Happy To Have Me Home!
“You know,” a guy told his buddies, “I’m a lucky man.I never realized how...