Daddy, where did I come from?
“Daddy?” the kid asked his father. “Where did I come from?”"Ask your mother,” he...
How do I know anything really exists?
How do I know anything really exists?Kick it *really* hard.
Hop on!
|What did the bus conductor ay to the frog?Hop on!
More Redneck One-liners!
You just might be a Redneck if:You’ve ever tried to drown a fish. You...
Coin Swallowing
Doctor: Nurse, how is that little boy doing, the one who swallowed ten quarters?Nurse:...
Two blokes were out walking home from work one afternoon…
Two blokes were out walking home from work one afternoon.”Shit,” said the first bloke,...
How do you confuse a blonde? #2
How do you confuse a blonde?Put her in a round room and tell her...
Math Lesson
A professor of mathematics sent a fax to his wife. It read: “Dear wife,...
The Very Special Parrot!
A man walked into a pet store looking for a new pet for his...
Expands up to six times its size
Mr. Baldwin, the biology teacher called on Mary, “Can you tell me the part...