I can do better than this!
|What did God say after he created man?I can do better than this!
With best intentions
As you may know, the Albuquerque housing market is becoming as tight as the...
Paddy and Seamus
|It was Paddy and Seamus giving the motorcycle a ride on a brisk autumn...
Did you hear about the dyslectic agnostic with insomnia?
Q: Did you hear about the dyslectic agnostic with insomnia?A: He used to lay...
I’m gaining weight doctor
|Trish: My stomach is getting awfully big, doctor.Doctor: You should diet.Trish: Really? What color?
Touched By Dallas Cowgirl
Q: What’s the smart thing to do if a Dallas Cowgirl touches you?A: Touchback.
Where’s My Pen
A doctor pulls out a thermometer from his shirt pocket. He looks at it...
Its A Duck
Three doctors are in the duck blind and a bird flies overhead. The general...
Alternative Chicken
Q.-Why’d the chicken cross the road? A.- He was attached to Dennis Rodman’s head!
Where is my goat?
|There were these two guys out hiking when they came upon an old, abandoned...