A big bird
Once upon a time there was this guy who bought a hang glider and...
Real classified ads 03
These are supposedly actual classified ads that have appeared in various papers across the...
Adjustable Face Lift
This women of forty, being a rather vain person, decided she needed a face...
Why Engineers Don’t Write Recipe Books
|Chocolate Chip Cookies:Ingredients:1. 532.35 cm3 gluten2. 4.9 cm3 NaHCO33. 4.9 cm3 refined halite4. 236.6...
Joining the Lord’s Army.
A friend was in front of me coming out of church one day, and...
A Mexican joke
Why did God give Mexicans a nose?So they’d have something to pick in the...
Clean restrooms
On her way home the same blonde drove past another sign that said”CLEAN RESTROOMS...
Magic Cure for Impotence
A man has been married to his wife for over 20 years and during...
How do you know when a redneck isn’t wearing any underwear?
How do you know when a redneck isn’t wearing any underwear?There’s dandruff on his/her...
On a very cold winter night…
On a very cold winter night, three homeless men huddled up close to keep...