True stupid stories 02
Saddam Hussein’s stockpile is deadly. The smoke from his biological weapons could mix with...
Creation
Why did God give deers eyes? I have no eye-deer!
The Missionary!
A Missionary went to what he thought was an totally uninhabited island. He discovered...
What is the fastest way to get a nun pregnant?
What’s the fastest way to get a nun pregnant?Dress her up as an altar...
What an idiot!
There were three men. Joe, Rich, and Scott. They were all camping in the...
Twas the Night Before…
‘Twas the night before Christmas, and God it was neat. The kids were both...
A boy finished cutting the lawn of a priest…
A boy finished cutting the lawn of a priest…the grass was very thickand long,...
What did the fish say when he hit a concrete wall?
What did the fish say when he hit a concrete wall?”Dam”.
Marriage quotes 11
|A man must marry only a very pretty woman in case he should ever...
Rookie is on the job
|A rookie police officer was out for his first ride in a cruiser with...