Woman/Car
I think it was in Britain where a billboard advertising a car read:”If this...
There was this boy in high school that was what you would call…
There was this boy in high school that was what you wouldconsider a nerd....
The Physical
This 55-year-old woman is naked, jumping up and down on her bed, laughing and...
The requirements of this job
|Employer: “In this job we need someone who is responsible.”Applicant: “I’m the one you...
Dead Wife?
How can you tell if your wife is dead? Sex is the same but...
Is It Serious?
Patient: Tell me, doctor. Is it serious? Doctor: Well, I wouldn’t advise you to...
How To Catch A Polar Bear
How do you catch a polar bear?You dig a hole in the ice and...
A woman selling apples in New York…
A woman selling apples in New York is puzzled by a man who alwayscomes...
Don’t Say to Pregnant Wife
Things Not To Say To Your Pregnant Wife After Her Ultrasound1) Thirsty? 2) Where...
ABC’s
Student: Can I use the bathroom?Teacher: Okay but first say your ABC’s.Students: ABCDEFGHIJKLMNO QRSTUVWXYZTeacher:...