Steven Wright on dogs
|The other day, I was walking my dog around my building…on the ledge. Some...
Fulfilling a promise
A woman recently lost her husband. She had him cremated and brought hisashes home....
Will the real dummy stand up!
I give all of these people a DUH! – DOH! – & Woo-hoo!HANDS-DOWN WINNER...
Discipline
Let a pig and a boy have everything they want, and you’ll get a...
The Sermon!
A minister gave a talk to the Lion’s Club on sex.When he got home...
Application to date my daughter
NOTE: This application will be incomplete and rejected unless accompanied by a complete financial...
Polak Plane Crash
Did you hear in the news that a 747 recently crashed in a cemetery...
Plumbing
A pipe burst in a doctor’s house. He called a plumber. The plumber arrived,...
Redneck Morals
The out-of-state couple are camping on the shores of a lake near a tiny...