In the Freezer
What do you get when you put two blondes in the freezer? Frosted flakes.
Snow White and her Prince
What did Snow White say when the photographer said her photos weredone?I knew some...
Dog washing
A young boy, about eight years old, walks into the localgrocery store and picks...
Freedom Cost Him An Arm
A lawyer defending a man accused of burglary tried this creative defense:”My client merely...
The Secret Diary of a Cat
DAY 752 – My captors continue to taunt me with bizarre little dangling objects....
The Wish…..
There was this boy that lived with his mother.One night the boy woke up...
Three women nicknaming their husbands.
Imagine, if you will, three temperate southern (US) women rocking away on a porch...
Between Two Brunettes
Q: What do you call a blonde between two brunettes?A: A mental block.
A guy bought his wife a beautiful diamond ring for…
A guy bought his wife a beautiful diamond ring for Christmas. A friend of...
Another Castration
A man went to his doctor and said, “I want to be castrated.”"What?” said...