Lazy
How can you tell if a man you’re dating is lazy?He throws his kisses.
17 Facts of Life
1. Psychiatrists say that one of four people are mentally ill. Check three friends....
Copying Paper
A small company recently hired a new blonde secretary who certainly wasn’t the sharpest...
Upgrade to Wife 1.0
Dear Tech Support:I am desperate for some help. I recently upgraded from Girlfriend 7.0...
New Viruses on the loose!
Oprah Winfrey virus: Your 200MB hard drive suddenly shrinks to 80MB and then slowly...
Female guitar player shouting at her boyfriend…
Consider the following:Female guitar player shouting at her boyfriend in acrowded shopping mall: “Don’t...
True Marketing Errors
Below are fine examples of what happens when marketing translations fail to reach a...
Rabbi Wizard
The Rabbi rose with a red face…”Someone in this congregation has spread a rumor...
Three guys enter a disabled swimming contest…
Three guys enter a disabled swimming contest. The first has no arms. The second...
Rectum Stretcher
Pulling up to the toll both Jack handed the collector a $100.00 bill.Looking incredulously...