Lawyer in a car wreck
One day, there was this lawyer who had just bought a new car, and...
A cowboy walked into a barber shop…
A cowboy walked into a barber shop, sat on the barber’s chair and said,...
Wide Load
You know you’re a redneck if your house still has the “WIDE LOAD” sign...
Rumors Have It…
Rumors have been circulating regarding what the troopers were shouting after they found the...
The wife coyly tried to explain her purchase of a new…
The wife coyly tried to explain her purchase of a new pair of expensive...
A blonde calls the fire department cause her house was on fire…
A blonde calls the fire department cause her house was on fire. They ask...
Crushing a man’s ego real fast!
30 Things Never to Say to a Naked Man…1. I’ve smoked fatter joints than...
Unengaged Brain
PLEASE ENGAGE BRAIN BEFORE SPEAKINGWhenever I watch TV and see those poor starving kids...
Things never to say to a cop
1. I can’t reach my license unless you hold my beer. (OK in Texas)...
Jokes about St. Patrick’s Day
|Two Irishmen were walking home after a night on the beer when a severed...