You’re in great health
|Doctor: You’re in good health. You’ll live to be eighty.Patient: But, doctor, I am...
The River
In Church on Sunday morning, The preacher was standing up at the pulpit preaching...
Corporations… OY!
Cracking an international market is a goal of most growing corporations. It shouldn’t be...
Jessica was toweling off in front of the mirror…
Jessica was toweling off in front of the mirror when she noticed a few...
Two Irish Men in A bar
There were Two guys at a bar. They were making small talk and realized...
What is the difference between an oral and rectal thermometer?
What is the difference between an oral and rectal thermometer? The taste.
The first Jewish woman President is elected…
The first Jewish woman President is elected.She calls her Mother: “Mama, I’ve won the...
Cheating Boyfriend
A blonde complained to her friend, “I can never trust my boyfriend. Why, he...
What do you call a man with his right hand in a sharks mouth?
What do you call a man with his right hand in a sharks mouth?Lefty.
Chicken and the road thru history.
Famous interpretations of “Why did the Chicken cross the road?”Bill Clinton:I did not cross...