A psychiatrist met a friend and exclaimed…
A psychiatrist met a friend and exclaimed, “I heard you died.”"But you see I’m...
Messed up teeth
Your mama’s teeth are so messed up….i thought her tongue was in jail!
Great Dane
A man goes to a bar and he ties his Great Dane up outside....
Ghostly Giggle
Why is it hard for a ghost to tell a lie? Because you can...
Noah’s Ark in an apple
|Why didn’t the two worms get on Noah’s Ark in an apple?Because everyone had...
Why don’t witches wear panties?
Why don’t witches wear panties?So they can get a better grip on the broom.
On the Beach
There is this guy who really takes care of his body. He lifts weights...
Barty and Dunny
|Barty and Dunny met in a pub and discussed the illness of a friend...
How many surrealists does it take to screw in a lightbulb?
How many surrealists does it take to screw in a lightbulb?Two.One to hold the...
The local District Judge
|The local District Judge had given the defendant a lecture on the evils of...