Corporate Travel Guidelines
Due to budget constraints, the following corporate policies are announced regarding employees traveling on...
A girl sees three dogs in the park and kneels down to pet them…
A girl sees three dogs in the park and kneels down to pet them....
No change
Husband, upon meeting ex- after two years of separation:”Listen honey, why don’t we have...
Taste Test
A teacher was working with a group of children, trying to broaden their horizons...
Two men met at a bar and struck up a conversation…
Two men met at a bar and struck up a conversation.After a while one...
Masturbation
Why do men masturbate? Because they want to have sex with someone they love.
Lawyers
A man calls his lawyers office. When the receptionist answers the phone he asks...
The Shrine
One day 3 men went to a shrine to ask the Father for forgivness.The...
Employee evaluations.
Quotes taken from actual employee evaluations:1. “Since my last report, this employee has reached...
Not the Sexiest Man Alive
From David Letterman – Tuesday, January 31, 1995Top Ten Signs You’re Not The Sexiest...