A Blonde’s Bad Day
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How to charge them
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Six Most Important Men in a Woman’s Life
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How can you tell if someone is half Catholic and half Jewish?
Q. How can you tell if someone is half Catholic and half Jewish?A. When...
Bucket
Q: What’s the difference between a lawyer and a bucket of shit? A: The...
When it gets hot
A Dutchman, a German and a Belgian are planning to walk in the desert....
Cause Hearing Loss In Men
What’s the easiest way for a wife to cause hearing loss in her husband?Say...
Business Mergers
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Efficiency Expert
An efficiency expert concluded his lecture with a note of caution. “You don’t want...
In And Out Of Puddles
A guy walks into a bar holding three ducks. He sets them on the...