Words of wisdom
All those who believe in psychokinesis raise my hand. Early bird gets the worm,...
Some time after their bitter divorce…
Some time after their bitter divorce, a man happened to pull up alongside his...
He was de-lighted!
|What happened to the glow worm who was squashed?He was de-lighted!
I’ve got a rash
This fella goes to the doctor and says”Doctor, I’ve got a rash round my...
glow worm unhappy
|Why was the glow worm unhappy?Because her children weren’t that bright!
Elephants
How do you get four elephants into a Mini?Two in the front, two in...
What did the elephant say to the naked man?
What did the elephant say to the naked man?That’s cute, but can it pick...
Creation of Woman Problem
One day, God went to find Adam and Eve in the garden, but found...
Bad advice 2
Walking past the Royal Courts of Justice one day, a man spotted a friend...
They sit eggsaminations!
|How do frogs manage to lay so many eggs?They sit eggsaminations!