Men Quotes
Why did God create men? Because vibrators can’t mow the lawn. Madonna All men...
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Your Mommas so fat the last time she saw 90210 was on a scale!
What’s the difference between a whale and a dyke?
What’s the difference between a whale and a dyke? Oh, about ten pounds, and...
Bubble and squeak!
|What do you get if cross a mouse woth a packet of washing up...
Number One Sport
A woman, while touring a small South American country was shown a bullfight. The...
Traditional Service
A young couple met with their pastor to set a date for their wedding....
A loving couple
Bill sat alone in the hospital room at his dying wife’s beside. It was...
Tough sell
Despite his best sales pitch, a life-insurance salesmanwas unable to get a couple to...
Marines and the police
|The following is supposedly a true story relating a situation that actually occurred in...
Signs That You’re Broke
At communion you go back for seconds. You think of a lottery ticket as...