Alphabet
Kid: Teacher can I go to the bathroom?Teacher: You have to say your ABC’s...
Miscellaneous terms
|Arbitrator ar’-bi-tray-ter: A cook that leaves Arby’s to work at McDonald’s.Avoidable uh-voy’-duh-buhl: What a...
MD Qs and As
What does a graduate student with a science degree ask? “Why does it work?”What...
Should you have any questions during the exam…
Should you have any questions during the exam,just raise your hand. This should cause...
When asked for her occupation…
When asked for her occupation, a woman charged with a traffic violation saidshe was...
Military Wisdom!
1. If the enemy is in range, so are you.2. Incoming fire has the...
A 12 inch ___
Two friends were playing golf when one pulled out a cigar. He didn’t have...
Libertarians & Anarchists
What’s the difference between Anarchists and Libertarians??Libertarians are anarchists with money.Anarchists believe property is...
College Dorm
On the first day of college, the Dean addressed the students, pointing out some...
Radio Game
This story occurred on Melbourne radio last week. One of the FM stations has...