Marriage quotes 15
All marriages are happy–it’s the living together afterward that causes all the problems. Did...
Bee jokes 04
|Q: Why do bees buzz?A: Because they can’t whistle!Q: Can bees fly in the...
A lawyers tomstone.
A lawyer named Strange died, and his friend asked the tombstone maker to inscribe...
Using The Thermometer!
Upon arriving home in eager anticipation of a leisurely evening, the husband was met...
The Hypnotic Sermon!
A local preacher was dissatisfied with the small amount in thecollection plates each Sunday....
Early retirement
The pentagon recently found it had too many generals and offered an early retirement...
No Arms Nor Legs
Q: What do you say to a blonde with no arms and no legs?A:...
He’ Boss
If you constantly hear a married man brag about how he runs everything around...
Stinky woman.
Mary went to the doctor complaining of body odor.”Do you wash?” the doctor asked...
Microsoft 2000
Microsoft announced today that the official release date for the new operating system “Windows...