Why did the lizard go on a diet?
|Why did the lizard go on a diet?It weighed too much for its scales!
Ducks in Heaven
Three women die in a car accident and go to Heaven. Saint Peter meets...
Underwear
Q: Why do blondes wear underwear?A: They make good ankle warmers.
Trouble sleeping
|The woman seated herself in the psychiatrists office. “What seems to be the problem?”...
Little Melissa comes home from first grade and tells…
Little Melissa comes home from first grade and tells her father that they learned...
Give 100%
ALWAYS GIVE 100% AT WORK:12% Monday 23% Tuesday 40% Wednesday 20% Thursday 5% Friday
Dead Ringer, Part II
With the hunchback still dead, and his no-armed replacement still dead, the church leader...
ATM procedures
Chase is very pleased to announce that we are installing newDrive-thru ATMs where customers...
Cars that Start
Can You name 3 Cars that start with P?Nope, they all start with Gas!
Fly, baby, fly!
A police officer arrives at an accident scene whereapparently three blondes have leaped to...