Drunk while stealing
|The following is supposedly a true story. To be included, besides being true, the...
Hillbillies
How do you castrate a hillbilly? Kick his sister in the mouth!
What Gets Bigger?
Mr. Perkins, the biology instructor at a posh suburban girl’s junior college, said during...
I’ve got a rash
This fella goes to the doctor and says”Doctor, I’ve got a rash round my...
Blonde Mechanics
A young blonde female stock broker was bored with driving her BMW. It lacked...
No rest on this island
A group of people were in a shipwreck and were stranded on an island.The...
Who’s backward?
What happens when you play Country music records backwards?You Sober up, your wife comes...
A young woman on a rough Atlantic crossing…
A young woman on a rough Atlantic crossing was in her cabin undressing then...
Two men are discussing their lives…
Two men are discussing their lives. One says, “I’m getting married.I’m tired of a...
Phonebook Dilemma
Why are there no phone books in China?Because there are so many Wing’s and...