What do West Virginians call a pretty woman?
What do West Virginians call a pretty woman? A tourist.
Leaving
After an argument with his wife, a man stalked out of the house. He...
How do you make a dead baby float?
How do you make a dead baby float?Two scoops of ice cream and one...
The divorce!
A married couple is driving down the interstate doing 55 mph. The husband is...
Sun Went
Did you here about the blonde that stayed up all night to see wherethe...
Everything Gone!
A man was complaining to a friend:”I had it all; money, a beautiful house,...
Blonde in the appliance store
A blonde walks into an appliance store and says I would like to buy...
Barber Shop
A blonde walks into a barber shop one day and asks the man if...
Made for each other
A friend of mine told me he had signed up with one of these...
Rejected Greeting Card Sentiments
GREETING CARDS UNSUCCESSFULLY MARKETED BY HALLMARK1. Happy Vasectomy! Hope you feel zippy! ‘Cause when...