Where is Jesus?
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Found At Gyms and Bars
What can a woman find at both gyms and singles bars?Dumbbells.
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At the marriage counselor’s office, the woman complained, “What’s-his-name here says I don’t give...
A lawyer returns to his parked BMW to find the headlights broken…
A lawyer returns to his parked BMW to find the headlights broken and his...
Definition of a good date!
These three women were roommates. One night they all had all gone out on...
Cockroach killing
my wife is too afraid of cockroaches,one fine day i heard scream of my...
There were these three morticians talking about…
There were these three morticians talking about their greatest feats. The first one says,...
Fun fun fun worry worry worry
A teacher said to her little student Suzy, “Punctuate the following sentence: Fun fun...
A Scottish cop was asked how he’d break up a crowd…
A Scottish cop was asked how he’d break up a crowd.He answered, “I’d take...
The 3 little pigs.
Three Little Pigs went out to dinner one night.The waiter comes and takes their...