Crash Landing
An airliner was having engine trouble, and the pilot instructed the cabin crew to...
Learning to Cuss
Two little kids, aged six and eight, decide it’s time to learn how to...
The price decides everything
On the first day of college, the Dean addressed the students, pointing out some...
Weill and Mahoney had started with only five hundred dollars…
Weill and Mahoney had started with only five hundred dollars between them, but they...
NEW ELEMENTS ON THE PERIODIC TABLE
NEW ELEMENTS ON THE PERIODIC TABLE Element: WOMAN Symbol: Wo Atomic Weight: 120 (more...
Biting Nails
Two golden-agers were discussing their husbands over tea. “I do wish that my Elmer...
Bad waiter.
A waiter brings the customer the steak he ordered with his thumb over the...
Marry a blonde
What’s the advantage of being married to a blonde? You can park in handicapped...
Careful when you wish
Two men died and went to Heaven. St. Peter greeted them, and said “I’m...
Cheap Rooms 4 Rent
Innkeeper: The room is $15 a night. It’s $5 if you’ll make your own...