Guys on the island
There were three guys stuck on an island. On of them found a lamp...
cross a worm and an elephant
|What do you get if you cross a worm and an elephant?Very big worm...
The power of the press
Two boys are playing football in Golden Gate Park when one is attacked by...
Split Personality
Patient: Doctor, I have a split personality.Psychiatrist: Nurse, bring in another chair!
How many Poles does it take to screw in a light bulb?
How many Poles does it take to screw in a light bulb? I don’t...
I have lost my father
|Five year old Little Johnny was lost, so he went up to a policeman...
California Crazy Law
Sunshine is guaranteed to the masses. Animals are banned from mating publicly within 1,500...
Who’s got my pen?
A doctor walked into a bank. Preparing to endorse a check, he pulled a...
An angry husband returned home one night to find his wife…
An angry husband returned home one night to find his wifein bed with a...
You might be a redneck if…jeans
You prefer to walk the excess length off your jeans rather then hem them.