Praying Parrots
Praying ParrotsA lady approaches a priest and tells him, “Father, I have a problem....
Mom and Dad were trying to console Susie…
Mom and Dad were trying to console Susie, whose dog had recently died. “You...
The Bowl of Chili
Well, there was this truck driver that had been driving all day and hadn’t...
French Fighter Pilot
Pierre, a brave French fighter pilot, takes his girlfriend, Marie, out for a pleasant...
Flying!
Q: Why did the blond jump off the bridge?A: To see if her maxipad...
Missed the word
“Dad,” said the boy, “we had a spelling contest in school today, and I...
Bucket
Q: What’s the difference between a lawyer and a bucket of shit? A: The...
Money for panites.
There is a girl walking up the stairs in a church one day.As the...
Relationships to Weddings
Relationships: First of all, a man does not call a relationship a relationship –...
lots some more blonde q & a’s
Q: Why is it good to have a blonde passenger?A: You can park in...