The fly
The setting is a quiet and serene country stream weaving through the gentle hills...
Brrr Its Cold
An American has sex with a Soviet emigre woman. The next day his prick...
Safety tip
Safety Tip:Calculus and automobiles don’t mix — never drink and derive
Fill These Pants
Tom and Jeni are having one of their occasional disputes of opinion. Tom took...
What is the difference between a homeless and a pizza?
What’s the difference between a homeless and a pizza? A pizza can feed a...
Meet the Schitts!
You don’t know Jack Schitt!When someone says “You don’t know Jack Schitt”, well, now...
Polak Signal Lights
An English guy is driving with a Polish guy as his passenger, when he...
New business mergers!
Grey Poupon and Dockers Pants:New company will be called – Poupon Pants.(my warped sense...
Ru-Ru
Two guys get stuck on a desert island.They are soon caught by the nativesand...
Warning: Ignore the parrot!
On reaching his plane seat, a man is surprised to see a parrot strapped...