Laughing gas in balloons
|At a friend’s wedding, the bridal party filled their car with balloons–all filled with...
Murphys Law on Love and Sex
“Don’t worry. I’ve had a vasectomy/hysterectomy.” “I won’t come in your mouth, I promise.”...
A tourist, visiting a small town in Israel…
A tourist, visiting a small town in Israel, came upon a statue dedicated to...
Doctor’s Notes 1
A man comes into the ER and yells; “My wife’s going to have her...
Aren’t You Sorry?
An old woman saved a Fairy’s life. To repay this, the Fairy promised to...
Dangerous and sometimes fatal traditions
|In October 1993, in Iran, where celebratory gunfire is traditional at weddings, a guest...
Elephants IV
How do you get an elephant out of the water?Wet.How do you get two...
Your New Year Resolution
|Are you sick of making the same resolutions year after year and yet you...
Making bets
A little old lady goes into the Chase Manhattan Bank, and says she wants...
SCHEDULE OF A MAN
A MAN’S SCHEDULE 1. Get up. 2. Pass gas. 3. Drink cup of black...