Blonde in Exam
The blonde reported for her University final examination which consists of “yes/no” type questions.She...
Bird jokes 05
|Q: What do you get if you cross a woodpecker with a carrier pigeon?A:...
Getting Better
Patient: Please tell me, doctor, am I getting better? Doctor: I think so. But...
Yo mama’s nose is so big
Yo mama nose so big she makes Pinochio look like a cat! Yo mama...
Yo Mamma
Yo mamma’s armpits are so hairy, it looks like she got Don King in...
Strip Joint
Dave works hard at the plant and spends most evenings bowling or playing basketball...
If Sony made toasters…
If Sony made toasters…Their Sony Toastman, which would be barely larger thanthe single piece...
Inventing Wire
How was wire invented?Two lawyers pulling on a penny.
Long and Hard
Q: To a blonde, what is long and hard?A: Grade4.
The sex talk
A drunk goes into a bar sits down and says hey hey bartender can...