Making Love to a Woman
MAKING COFFEE Making a cup of coffee is like making love to a beautiful...
Cheerleaders
Whats the most embrassing thing for a cheerleader?When she does the splits and 8...
Strange people are here
|There was a young Scottish boy called Angus who decided to try life in...
Send Mother In Law
Sign seen in a small restaurant:Thanks for visiting. If you liked the food, send...
Computer Died
Ted: Last night my computer died. Ned: What did it die of? Ted: Aterminal...
Can’t do
“What’s wrong, sonny?” asked the old timer sympathetically, coming overto the little kid who...
What goes in and out and smells of piss?
What goes in and out and smells of piss?The Queen Mother
Signs and notices 18
These are supposedly actual signs that have been found in and around parts of...
Political Speech Goofs
“I want to make sure everybody who has a job wants a job”–George Bush,...
The bronze statues
|A tourist wanders into a back-alley antique shop in San Francisco’s Chinatown. Picking through...