Math?
Did you hear about the constipated mathematician? He worked it out with a pencil…
The local priest came across Paddy who had…
The local priest came across Paddy who had stumbled out of the town tavern.”Paddy,”...
Signs and notices 14
These are supposedly actual signs that have appeared at various locations. Sign in a...
Where is the French border?
“Why do you look so glum today?”, the teacher asked young Johnny. “I didn’t...
A thin mouse!
|What’s the definition of a narrow squeak?A thin mouse!
Bosnian Footballer
Al Davis had put together the perfect Raiders team for ’96. The only Thing...
“E I E I O.”
|It was general question time on the “Top of the World” quiz show and...
Spell Ice Cream
This little old lady walks into an ice cream parlor and asks for 2...
Why cannibals do not eat comedians?
Why don’t cannibals eat comedians?They taste funny.
A man and a woman were waiting at the hospital donation center…
A man and a woman were waiting at the hospital donation center.Man: “What are...