Stupid Insults 9/31
Doesn’t have his belt through all the loops. Doesn’t have sixteen annas to the...
Life According To TV Land
What the world is like in TV land:1. If a woman is running away...
A man comes home and hears hard breathing female noises…
A man comes home and hears hard breathing female noises frominside the aprtment, walks...
Two lesbians were standing at a bar drinking…
Two lesbians were standing at a bar drinking when another girl waved from across...
What is the penalty for bigamy?
Question: What’s the penalty for bigamy?Answer: Two mothers-in-law
Helen Keller
Why did Helen Keller go insane?She tried to read a stucco wall.
A lawyer and two friends, a Rabbi and a Hindu holy man…
A lawyer and two friends, a Rabbi and a Hindu holy man, had car...
Three calamities
Three guys are in a Cessna. The first drops a penny out the window....
Preparing for a Mammogram
The MammogramThis is an x-ray that has its own name because no one wants...
A talking horse
A travelling salesman stopped alongside a field on a country road to rest a...